Dongbag 

Slang term for condom, a device used when pulling questionable ass.

"Say Mary, should I pick up a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later?"

Dongbag by rxshawn December 30, 2007

Dongbag 

Something a slightly retarded Massachusetts redneck would say to a girl he is trying to impress while taking her to a fancy dinner date at iHop.

“Baby, you’re the queen of my dongbag” he swooned as he wiped syrup of his sleeveless Back Street Boys t-shirt with his hand, then licking his fingers

Dongbag by Bevflormann July 26, 2018

dongbar

An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.

Person 1:Dude, did you see the Dongbar last night?

Person 2: I tried but the awesomeness blinded me for several seconds.

dongbar by kakalukia November 15, 2007

Dong Bag 

Another word for a condom.

Hey, do yo have an extra dong bag? I just met this crazy girl and I need one.

Dong Bag by vmc0221 August 7, 2007

dongbat 

1. Too stupid to qualify as a dingbat.
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!

Michelle Bachman is a dongbat!

That person is so stupid they must have been smacked in the head with a dongbat!

See the flat spot on her head? That's where she got pummled with athe dongbat!

That guy is dumb enough to qualify for dongbat.

dongbat by Kimbiwa June 29, 2011

dongbairen

Derivative of dongbeiren, these are those big belly, tattooed mafia like people that reside in the north 3 provinces in mainland china. They may look intimidating, but they sway when they walk and fight with what ever they can find. Ruthless and doesnt consider consequences of their actions.

dongbairen: "MLGB! say it again!" (your mums pussy!)
normal person: "what, i didnt say anything"
dongbairen: *gets a street cleaners broom* "dasini!"(beat you to death!)
normal person: dead

dongbairen by heijingcha May 17, 2021

dongag

Gagging on a male's reproductive organ becuase of a yearning to consume. Hey shit happens especially when it's too big..hence a dongag.

Steph: Hasn't it ever happened to you?
Jess: What?...A Dongag?
Steph: yeah when it's happening you can't say the two words seperately!

dongag by ScrabbleMaster March 21, 2005