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Dongbag
Something a slightly retarded Massachusetts redneck would say to a girl he is trying to impress while taking her to a fancy dinner date at iHop.
“Baby, you’re the queen of my dongbag” he swooned as he wiped syrup of his sleeveless Back Street Boys t-shirt with his hand, then licking his fingers
Dongbag by Bevflormann July 26, 2018
Related Words
Dong Bags • dingbag • dongball • dongbar • donbag • donbaggeuttes • dongag • dongbairen • dongbasket • dongbat
dongbar
An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.
Dong Bag
dongbat
1. Too stupid to qualify as a dingbat.
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!
dongbairen
Derivative of dongbeiren, these are those big belly, tattooed mafia like people that reside in the north 3 provinces in mainland china. They may look intimidating, but they sway when they walk and fight with what ever they can find. Ruthless and doesnt consider consequences of their actions.
dongbairen: "MLGB! say it again!" (your mums pussy!)
normal person: "what, i didnt say anything"
dongbairen: *gets a street cleaners broom* "dasini!"(beat you to death!)
normal person: dead
normal person: "what, i didnt say anything"
dongbairen: *gets a street cleaners broom* "dasini!"(beat you to death!)
normal person: dead
dongbairen by heijingcha May 17, 2021
dongag
Gagging on a male's reproductive organ becuase of a yearning to consume. Hey shit happens especially when it's too big..hence a dongag.
Steph: Hasn't it ever happened to you?
Jess: What?...A Dongag?
Steph: yeah when it's happening you can't say the two words seperately!
Jess: What?...A Dongag?
Steph: yeah when it's happening you can't say the two words seperately!
dongag by ScrabbleMaster March 21, 2005
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