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dongeyed 

You enter dongeyed after you have consumed a munted amount of Coronas.
Holy crap Doug just sank half a case of ronas, he should be about to enter dongeyed mode.
dongeyed by Private bineng February 27, 2019
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Used to declare complete and utter dominance over someone in a contest. Typically used in gaming. Refers to a quick kill, usually before the enemy player can even react, but not always.
I just dongered the shit out of this noob. He never even saw me coming
dongered by LeeroyGankins October 31, 2015

Donkeyed 

To bamboozle swindle or outright take someones ankles.
OMG, THAT GUY GOT DONKEYED SO HARD
Donkeyed by Aaron123580 July 2, 2021

tucan grumping dongered 

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.
me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

Donkeyed 

Donkeyed
Donkey(ed)
Adjective
How you feel after drinking too much alcohol .
Last night was fun, but I'm feeling super donkeyed today!!
Yo! I haven't felt this donkeyed in years!
Donkeyed by Raelito April 15, 2020

donkeyed 

losing in table tennis in the single digits
man that guy just got donkeyed 21-3
donkeyed by mustyouknow April 17, 2007

Donkeyed up 

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.
Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!
Donkeyed up by race08 October 17, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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