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Dongball 

The tactic of complete shit housery in English football
Birmingham City prefers Dongball to attractive football
Dongball by Blues Fan August 3, 2019
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dongball 

Birmingham city style of play
Birmingham city win the championship using dongball
dongball by Zuluwarrior11 August 3, 2019

DonBalls 

Don balls is the act of touching someone with your balls.
“I’m gonna Don all you”. “You just got donballed”
“DonBalls”
DonBalls by Bruisedbagel November 14, 2021

Dogballs 

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.
Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.
Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

Dungballs 

When one has the squits or a rather large log that brushes or gives the balls a coating.
"Aw mate I Had the green apple splatters last night and gave myself a bad case of dungballs"
Dungballs by Crystalogic October 4, 2020

dogballs 

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

dogballs 

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.
Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!
dogballs by ghostlancer September 3, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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