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Don balls is the act of touching someone with your balls.

“I’m gonna Don all you”. “You just got donballed”
“DonBalls”

DonBalls by Bruisedbagel November 14, 2021

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Dogballs

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.

Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.

Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

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dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

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dogballs

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.

Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!

dogballs by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

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Dogballs

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

Dogballs by K September 24, 2003

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holy dogballs

An exclamation used when you see something incredibly unbelievable or an actual sacred canine testicle.

A: Hey, check out my new shirt bro.
B: HOLY DOGBALLS!!!
A: I know it's great. Right?
B: No. Look behind ya, seriously.
A: whoa

holy dogballs by flyingdogmann September 30, 2014

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Le douballs moi french

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice

I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!

Le douballs moi french by meppy schmep January 19, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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