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DonBalls 

Don balls is the act of touching someone with your balls.
“I’m gonna Don all you”. “You just got donballed”
“DonBalls”
DonBalls by Bruisedbagel November 14, 2021
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Dogballs 

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.
Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.
Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

dogballs 

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

dogballs 

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.
Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!
dogballs by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

Dogballs 

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."
Dogballs by K September 24, 2003

holy dogballs 

An exclamation used when you see something incredibly unbelievable or an actual sacred canine testicle.
A: Hey, check out my new shirt bro.
B: HOLY DOGBALLS!!!
A: I know it's great. Right?
B: No. Look behind ya, seriously.
A: whoa
holy dogballs by flyingdogmann September 30, 2014

Le douballs moi french 

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice
I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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