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don matteo by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021
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Don't Matter Go Vols
Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV
Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.
Don't Matter Go Vols by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018
Don't matter
Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you
Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you
You to your PlayStation amidst your exams: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you
Don't matter by woahyou'recool March 23, 2021
Switch Lives Don't Matter
The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.
Switch Lives Don't Matter by Zyaisol September 29, 2017
looks don't matter to me
But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
looks don't matter to me by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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