don't taste me bro

Often used as a way to fend off rough-housing which may involve licking.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.

"Don't taste me bro!" Gene said when T. J. was getting in his personal bubble.

don't taste me bro by Terrowin Cheeseman March 10, 2017

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Don't tase me bro

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

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don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

don't tase me bro by mrpotty October 3, 2007

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don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

don't tase me bro by Big Steve October 2, 2007