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Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out
A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out by MBA08 March 3, 2007
Don't open that door!
used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing
Don't open that door! by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016
Don't let the door hit you on the ass
This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."
When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."
Don't let the door hit you on the ass by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007
Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you
Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
Don't shit on your doorstep
Don't shit on your doorstep by Damo October 25, 2004
if that don't slam the outhouse door
if that don't slam the outhouse door by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006
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