don't doors 

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain

don't doors by susan wazowski October 8, 2019

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out by MBA08 March 3, 2007

Don't open that door! 

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing

Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!

Don't open that door! by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016

Don't let the door hit you on the ass 

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

Don't let the door hit you on the ass by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Don't shit on your doorstep 

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

Don't shit on your doorstep by Damo October 25, 2004

if that don't slam the outhouse door 

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

if that don't slam the outhouse door by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006