Definitions by WonderBlox

gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter

“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”

gastric exorcism by WonderBlox October 14, 2023

Covid Jail 

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

Covid Jail by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021