domesticles

Domesticated testicles

Tom can't come out tonight, his wife has his domesticles in her purse.

by kabor May 16, 2014

negris domesticus

the latin name for the common house slave.

"I would go out tonight," salena said, "but my ma has me being the negris domesticus."

by soupdogg August 18, 2012

Felis domesticus

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.

Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.

by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007

domestickles

When your spouse tickles you against your will in the home, you are a victim of domestickles.

Last night Rafe and I went to bed and I was subjected to vigorous tickling and am now suffering from domestickles based trauma

by Dorialoverofrafe October 22, 2019

domesicle

1) The act of receiving fellatio from an Eskimo.
2) The act of performing or receiving fellatio in sub-zero temperatures (Celsius).

1)
Jim: "Dude, I'm going to Alaska tomorrow."
Joe: "You better get your domesicle onnnn!"

2)
Jim: "Fuck, it's freezing outside."
Joe: "Perfect time for a domesicle!"

by drubz June 3, 2010

Domestics

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.

-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.

by M.Z.G November 26, 2010

rattus domesticus

Rattus domesticus is the not commonly used, possibly incorrect scientific term for a domestic/pet rat. Rattus, literally meaning rat, & domesticus, literally meaning domestic. These words come from Latin.

Rattus domesticus= domestic rat

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013