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domesticles 

Tom can't come out tonight, his wife has his domesticles in her purse.
domesticles by kabor May 16, 2014
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dwotesicle 

a dwote covered in cum about to get sucked
But I tell you this Tina when I was done with him he had one hell of a dwotesicle.
dwotesicle by Maxwellingtonthe3rd December 27, 2007

Dopecicle 

If something is especially good and chill, it is a dopecicle.
I just got new sneakers. They're dopecicle!
Dopecicle by Gangangcicle April 2, 2020

Domesick 

The feeling of sadness Notre Dame students feel when away from campus. It's a pun on homesick based on the Golden Dome on ND's main building.
After I graduated, I was so domesick.
Domesick by cflmo August 3, 2011

Dumpsicle 

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!
I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.
Dumpsicle by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010

domestickles

When your spouse tickles you against your will in the home, you are a victim of domestickles.
Last night Rafe and I went to bed and I was subjected to vigorous tickling and am now suffering from domestickles based trauma
domestickles by Dorialoverofrafe October 22, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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