this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.
Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you
Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes
Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".
Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting
Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.
Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)
Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.
Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
1. happy
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.
hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?
Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips
yea whats his deal?
i dont know just some fucking douchebag.
Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips
yea whats his deal?
i dont know just some fucking douchebag.
by sonofturbo October 08, 2009
a gym-scrub is a guy who goes to the gym religiously and convinces himself hes getting stronger by doing his reps less and less legit each time he does it. examples would be using your legs and throwing your back to do seated row, either bouncing the bar off of your chest or leaving an 8 inch gap when doing bench press and swaying back and forth while doing curls. the more exagerated the movement the more weight the individual can lift.
friend: why is that guy hella throwing the free weights around with his body?
ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.
ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.
Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.
Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009