1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.
2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus
Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.
Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.
Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
this is another phrase used by people that bears not real conviction, the individual using said statement is picking you up fro one reason or another and can be anyware from outide your house to fifteen minutes away. typically this individual is impatient and the farther away they are from your house when they say this, the more likely they think you arnt ready yet.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".
Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting
Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.
Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)
Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.
Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
1. happy
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.
Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?
Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.
Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.
by sonofturbo October 08, 2009