sonofturbo's definitions

gym-scrub

a gym-scrub is a guy who goes to the gym religiously and convinces himself hes getting stronger by doing his reps less and less legit each time he does it. examples would be using your legs and throwing your back to do seated row, either bouncing the bar off of your chest or leaving an 8 inch gap when doing bench press and swaying back and forth while doing curls. the more exagerated the movement the more weight the individual can lift.

friend: why is that guy hella throwing the free weights around with his body?

ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

permafatty

these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.

Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?

Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

permafatty

these are the fat people at the gym who give up before they start sweating, drink everything but water while working out. and head strait to subway for a footlong meatball sub afterwards. In their mind since they go to the gym 3 times a week and eat subway they think they are doing something productive.

Friend: look at that chick over there, why is he drinking sobe while shes on the treadmill?

Me: oh shes here everyday afterward she goes to subway and gets a footlong. shes a permafatty.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Gay

1. happy
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.

1. have a gay old time
2. gay bar
3. I cant believe youre wearing that gay ass shirt to the bar.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

fifteen minutes

this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.

Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you

Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

come outside

this is another phrase used by people that bears not real conviction, the individual using said statement is picking you up fro one reason or another and can be anyware from outide your house to fifteen minutes away. typically this individual is impatient and the farther away they are from your house when they say this, the more likely they think you arnt ready yet.

are you here yet

ya im around the corner come outside.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Token fat chick

this is the girl in every group of friends that nobodies really sure whose friend she is, or who called her out, but is mysteriously always around at parties bars clubs and any general weekend get together. this chick is morbidly obese by medical definition wich is a minimum of 50 pounds overweight. She for some reason acts like she is sexy and is overly flirtatious with the known single guys in the group, and typically makes obscene and unwelcome comments such as: you can touch my breasts, ill go down, do you want a backrub, you know you like it, and i love penis. She is also usually very grabby. to add insult to injury this girl is almost always painfully unattractive.

Friend:Omg who is that girl she just grabbed my ass, i feel so violated.

Me: oh thats the token fat chick.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009