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doing jack 

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.
person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."
doing jack by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023
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doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
doing a jack by izamberie September 24, 2015

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills
I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent
Doing a Jack by Juro94 August 28, 2019

doing the jack 

my mom walked in and was frightened when she saw me doing the jack.
doing the jack by nicktheyankknocker December 18, 2018

Doing The Jack and Jill 

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.
Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that

doing a jackson 

1. To have a dilema
2. Be unsure of ones actions and precedings
3. To be generally long
Q.Have you decided what your doing tonight?
A.No, Dunno,Not sure, I could do this that or the other
Q.Stop doing a Jackson and sort it out

Doing a Jackerco 

''Doing a Jackerco'' is a popular term used in the Overwatch community, the term is usually used when someone does some insane dodging, but the actual definition is a bit different. The term was made popular by the Overwatch player Jackerco who invented the tactic. To do a Jackerco means to spin your mouse so fast that you do at least five 360s every second while you're also crouch and A +D spamming at the same time. This confuses your enemy and stops you from getting headshot. It's basically just a more advanced version of normal dodging tactics.
Person A: Wow those are some INSANE Jackercos dude!
Person B: Thanks, I've been practicing them
Person A: Yeah, you are really good at Doing a Jackerco!
Doing a Jackerco by JacobOgBrage February 9, 2019
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