doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie August 17, 2015

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

doing the jack

yanking the cockster

my mom walked in and was frightened when she saw me doing the jack.

by nicktheyankknocker December 18, 2018

Doing The Jack and Jill

Having loud and crazy sex in the shower, so loud in fact that when your dad comes home early he hears you and your gf going at it.

Orion: Dude my dad caught me Doing The Jack And Jill with Brittany yesterday.
Bill: Damn dude my parents would flip if they caught me doing that

by music1slife February 14, 2012

do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.

op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

by kawaiipoosayuwu March 27, 2022

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

do you know jack?

yes

no, do you know jack?

by proprioception October 16, 2010