doinch

An attractive women with terrible legs

Me: Damn, I hope that hot girl behind the counter will be our waitress
Friend: Ha I know her, just wait until you see her other half.
Me: AHHHH her legs are huge- what a doinch!

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

Doinch

To fuck a bitch long... and hard.

Bruh, if I could hook up with that bitch... I’d doinch her so hard.

by Captain Davy Jones February 13, 2018

Klein-Doinch

An overweight women with very nice legs

Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003