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To fuck a bitch long... and hard.
Bruh, if I could hook up with that bitch... I’d doinch her so hard.
Doinch by Captain Davy Jones February 12, 2018
Words you can keep
Me: Damn, I hope that hot girl behind the counter will be our waitress
Friend: Ha I know her, just wait until you see her other half.
Me: AHHHH her legs are huge- what a doinch!
doinch by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003
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Klein-Doinch 

Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs
Klein-Doinch by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.
doichi is bigger than ant
doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014

downchuck 

The kind of opposite of upchucking. When you vomit a bit, and you accidentally swallow it. Leaves nasty taste in your mouth, and it can often happen many times if you are hungover.
Guy 1: "Damn it, after that massive party I fucking downchucked like 8 times"
Guy 2: "That's nasty"
downchuck by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

donchaknow

word conglomeration of Don't You Know.

Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious.
Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.
donchaknow by Shmouse May 25, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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