docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 07, 2014

out of your tree

completely off one's face on drugs

you were completely out of your tree the other night, when you smashed up your place

by notquitepatrick January 03, 2018

crust

This is Cockney rhyming slang for head (shortened from crust of bread = head).

Listen to Lazy Sunday Afternoon by The Small Faces and you'll hear the lyrics 'they're doing me crust in' - In other words the neighbours are doing his head in

by notquitepatrick March 09, 2017

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

2Tin

Shorthand for Tooting, place in south west London. How it's written online

I grew up in 2Tin, Sarf West London

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

Creaking

Something old and falling apart

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015