notquitepatrick's definitions

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

by notquitepatrick November 26, 2016

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

rag me up

rile, irritate, provoke

if you rag me up again parking in my space I'll have you nicked

rile irritate harasschaferankleget under your skintaunt

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

2Tin

Shorthand for Tooting, place in south west London. How it's written online

I grew up in 2Tin, Sarf West London

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

Creaking

Something old and falling apart

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018