rag me up

rile, irritate, provoke

if you rag me up again parking in my space I'll have you nicked

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by notquitepatrick September 05, 2015

crust

This is Cockney rhyming slang for head (shortened from crust of bread = head).

Listen to Lazy Sunday Afternoon by The Small Faces and you'll hear the lyrics 'they're doing me crust in' - In other words the neighbours are doing his head in

by notquitepatrick March 09, 2017

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

by notquitepatrick November 27, 2016

gorge out

Stuffing your face, pigging out, completely over-indulging in something

I had a real gorge out out on deep-pan pizza and prosecco last night

I had a good gorge out on some 70s choons on Saturday

by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

out of your tree

completely off one's face on drugs

you were completely out of your tree the other night, when you smashed up your place

by notquitepatrick January 03, 2018

Creaking

Something old and falling apart

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days

by notquitepatrick April 25, 2018