notquitepatrick's definitions

crust

This is Cockney rhyming slang for head (shortened from crust of bread = head).

Listen to Lazy Sunday Afternoon by The Small Faces and you'll hear the lyrics 'they're doing me crust in' - In other words the neighbours are doing his head in

by notquitepatrick March 9, 2017

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

Creaking

Something old and falling apart

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

Clackers

teeth or false teeth

He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist

by notquitepatrick June 21, 2014

2Tin

Shorthand for Tooting, place in south west London. How it's written online

I grew up in 2Tin, Sarf West London

by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

Twizzy

Back in the day as kids, someone who picked you up off the ground from behind, arms round your belly, and twirled you round and round in a circle until you were dizzy. Probably a combination of twirl and dizzy

Give me another twizzy, Uncle Jack!

by notquitepatrick April 26, 2021

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

by notquitepatrick November 26, 2016