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Doik = noun.

Derived from the work doi. (the essence of everything)

It is the place in question you are or where somebody else is.

It can also be the object that is in use by someone or the object desired by someone.
Scott: Come over to my doik tonight for some drinks!
Joel: Actually, I'm already having people over to my doik tonight so YOU come to MY doik!

Also, in the context of an object:

"Pass me that doik!" - of you are holding a pen than you know that pen has been replaced with the noun doik.
doik. by The Real Xian October 8, 2010
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An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.
When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"
doik by C K Knight January 15, 2008
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Midwestern to East Coast slang pronuciation of the name 'Dirk'
C'mon Uncle Doik, let's jam!
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A random syllable pronounced in such a way to rhyme with 'yoik.' Intended as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against a person and their kind.
Doug: "There! I advance to blue...and I win again!"

Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"

Doug: "What! What's a doik?"

Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"

Doug: "Oh."

Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."

Doug: "My kind?"

Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."
doik by Tom the Dancing Bug April 29, 2006
A doik is a wank
A doik is a freak
A doik is a little bit gay
A doik is a Jahafarees
Mate do you know who a am, naw mate, am doik brethren now want to go smoke da Jahafarees brah
Doik by Doikson brah October 5, 2016
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