doik 

An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.

When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"

doik by C K Knight January 15, 2008

doik 

oops! shit!

(crash) "doik!"

doik by lauren August 30, 2003

doik 

a short rabbit like punch

"i'm going to doik you in the nose"

doik by meagan. March 17, 2008

doik 

Midwestern to East Coast slang pronuciation of the name 'Dirk'

C'mon Uncle Doik, let's jam!

doik by Dirk Wieringa February 4, 2004

doik 

A random syllable pronounced in such a way to rhyme with 'yoik.' Intended as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against a person and their kind.

Doug: "There! I advance to blue...and I win again!"

Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"

Doug: "What! What's a doik?"

Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"

Doug: "Oh."

Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."

Doug: "My kind?"

Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."

doik by Tom the Dancing Bug April 29, 2006

Doik 

A doik is a wank
A doik is a freak
A doik is a little bit gay
A doik is a Jahafarees

Mate do you know who a am, naw mate, am doik brethren now want to go smoke da Jahafarees brah

Doik by Doikson brah October 5, 2016

doik 

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

doik by jh January 13, 2004