An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.
Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.
Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.
by C K Knight January 15, 2008
Get the doikmug. by Dirk Wieringa February 04, 2004
Get the doikmug. A random syllable pronounced in such a way to rhyme with 'yoik.' Intended as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against a person and their kind.
Doug: "There! I advance to blue...and I win again!"
Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"
Doug: "What! What's a doik?"
Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"
Doug: "Oh."
Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."
Doug: "My kind?"
Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."
Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"
Doug: "What! What's a doik?"
Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"
Doug: "Oh."
Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."
Doug: "My kind?"
Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."
by Tom the Dancing Bug April 29, 2006
Get the doikmug. 
by Annie Alvarez April 26, 2006
Get the doikmug.