Doik

A doik is a wank
A doik is a freak
A doik is a little bit gay
A doik is a Jahafarees

Mate do you know who a am, naw mate, am doik brethren now want to go smoke da Jahafarees brah

by Doikson brah October 5, 2016

doik

An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.

When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"

by C K Knight January 15, 2008

Doike

What happens when you eat something you shouldn't have. As a result you need to go to the toilet immediately.

I've just doiked

by Snoozy December 30, 2014

doik

oops! shit!

(crash) "doik!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

doik

a short rabbit like punch

"i'm going to doik you in the nose"

by meagan. March 17, 2008

doik.

Doik = noun.

Derived from the work doi. (the essence of everything)

It is the place in question you are or where somebody else is.

It can also be the object that is in use by someone or the object desired by someone.

Scott: Come over to my doik tonight for some drinks!
Joel: Actually, I'm already having people over to my doik tonight so YOU come to MY doik!

Also, in the context of an object:

"Pass me that doik!" - of you are holding a pen than you know that pen has been replaced with the noun doik.

by The Real Xian October 8, 2010

doik

Midwestern to East Coast slang pronuciation of the name 'Dirk'

C'mon Uncle Doik, let's jam!

by Dirk Wieringa February 4, 2004