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hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"
Dogshit Gamer by forsenStare July 5, 2020

In a bit dogshit 

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..
Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye
1. Feces of a canine

2. A garbage person, thing, idea, etc.
1. I stepped in dogshit

2. Krysten Sinema is dogshit
dogshit by Queen Buttrix May 8, 2021
Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .
Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
Dogshit by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016

dogshitter 

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?
dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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