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Dognified
A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!
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Dognity
What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.
That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.
Dogpipe
The passage leading up to and out of the anus- particularly relevant when assuming the 'doggy style' position.
Dogpipe by Pat Ted Patto Banton Marker September 5, 2011
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Martin: Is that the Easter bunny or is it Eddie?
Niles: Oh Dad, can't you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? These humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.
Niles: Oh Dad, can't you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? These humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.
dognity by Matthew Lake August 2, 2007
Dognappers
The creeps who drive around in white vans (often with no windows or advertisements on the van) and sometimes with a ladder on it. They kidnap dogs and the occasional kid.
Dognappers by dognapperssuck April 7, 2010