dognip

Like catnip for dogs. I.e. bacon

Dang that bacon is like catnip for dogs. Must be dognip

by ŠMôOötH September 14, 2018

Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

by Cybercass December 18, 2009

Dognity

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Dogpipe

The passage leading up to and out of the anus- particularly relevant when assuming the 'doggy style' position.

1. Your mom likes it up the dogpipe.

2. I just dropped a little brown puppy out of my dogpipe.

by Pat Ted Patto Banton Marker September 5, 2011

dognity

The canine equivalent of dignity.

Martin: Is that the Easter bunny or is it Eddie?
Niles: Oh Dad, can't you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? These humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.

by Matthew Lake August 2, 2007

dognap

To abduct a dog.

Oh no! My dog's been dognapped!

by Andy May 1, 2004

Dognappers

The creeps who drive around in white vans (often with no windows or advertisements on the van) and sometimes with a ladder on it. They kidnap dogs and the occasional kid.

Man, I was on my way back from the market and I saw a pair of Dognappers!

by dognapperssuck April 7, 2010