Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

by Cybercass December 18, 2009

Dignified Delinquent

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

dorified

Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.

"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"

by Abi Webster February 9, 2005

Dowdified

To change a quote to make your opponent look bad. Maureen Dowd misquoted Bush so often that the term was created "Dowdified"

The biased reporter Dowdified what the Senator said to make him look uneducated.

by den1313 June 3, 2011

donkified

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Dignified Doormat

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dumnified

Someone that is ignorant or has no knowledge of a something. Choosing to be clueless about a particular topic.

Are you for real! You are that dumnified that you have no clue about what's going on?

by Ladylizeth June 21, 2017