Paleymomment's definitions

Dojfogovker.

Dojfogovker
Idodge•fog•(gov)ernment•ker

Dojfo (individual who drops their wristwatch into a toilet bowl) gov (gains shitty time due to it) + ker (practitioner/active-partaker)

An individual who either deliberately or accidentally drops his or her wristwatch into a toilet bowl

You dropped your watch in the toilet, You are a Dojfogovker.

by Paleymomment April 29, 2021