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dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.
dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"
dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

defacing 

Deactivating your facebook account when you are mad, drunk or feeling sorry for yourself.
Mark: So many people deleting their facebook accounts lately.
Craig: Yeah they just defacing, it must be that time of the month.. don't worry they will be back next week...
defacing by CapCoco May 15, 2010

DOgaming 

He Will Clap Your Cheeks At Everygame.
Ho Shit! Thats DOgaming! Quit This Match!
DOgaming by MrVideoGameKnowAll November 28, 2021

dogeatinglasagna 

When a dog eats a niggers asshole
The nigger had his dogeatinglasagna
dogeatinglasagna by Jp1998 May 18, 2019

dogfacedgremlin 

one who resembles a gremlin; with the face of a dog
mikey p, you's a dogfacedgremlin!!
dogfacedgremlin by ryantorgerson November 12, 2009