dog turd 

A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.

Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!

dog turd by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005

Dog turd 

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

Dog turd by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

ghosting that dog turd 

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

ghosting that dog turd by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

eat shit dog turd by bob michallison January 2, 2005

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd 

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.

ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"

Turd Dog by MixeePoo May 16, 2010