dog turd

A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.

Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!

by Chris Teceno September 8, 2005

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

by bob michallison January 3, 2005

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.

ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"

by MixeePoo May 15, 2010