A dirty sexual act where the man spread's his buttcheeks apart, sits on that bitches head and cums down her face. Dog's butt hat!
by dogsbutthat November 23, 2012
A dog who is wearing a hat in a timely fashion flexing it on any body. If a dog is wearing a visor it is not considered a hat dog. Hat dogs are cute dogs that like fashion and being kewl
by Sara Smythe January 30, 2020
1. Your soulmate.
2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021
by Loquacious_T February 04, 2011