dog catchers 

• a term used for cops, when they grab your friend, detain him, and try and scare him into acting out of control, when they're sure abducting teenagers and little kids, is as easy as upsetting them, and scaring them, with guns and uniform anyone could take, but that they can do it in public, and no one will, what stop them? everyone kills dog catchers..
• police that use police cars, not unmarked vans,
• neighborhood watch patrollers with
dog catcher vans
• ANYONE from animal control, when all you need is a dog killer with a vet license, to kill your friend legally, what after jail, for being a dog?
or deer?

"I called him a dog catcher like I could scream it, and people came out of there houses, and kind of freaked out, that that's our NEW term for freak monsters? I don't know how stupid they are, but like, they took him, and he doesn't have to go home, you know? That cop is Fucked. Dog catchers though they want to call all the freaks in the kid grabber trucks? Cars, dog catchers, now"

dog catchers by blackrockheadphones November 18, 2017

dog catcher 

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

dog catcher by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007

dog catcher 

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

dog catcher by Knucklehead July 19, 2003

Dog Catcher 

A Dog Catcher is someone who attracts and is attracted to women of a homely nature. Usually these women (also referred to as 'dogs') are quite desperate for any attention from the opposite sex.

These dogs have a tendency to congregate around the dog catcher in the form of packs, with each pack having a Alpha Dog. The Alpha Dog is usually a female with whom the dog catcher has had a serious relationship with, while the pack consists of his various one-night stands.

You can distinguish the pack leader by her boisterous, dominant personality, and her protective nature towards the catcher, and of course her hideous looks.
The pack on the other hand can be identified as several small clusters of unseemly girls huddled in close proximity to the catcher. The members of the pack will not openly flirt with or even talk to the catcher if others are around because of fear that they might be publicly rejected.

There is little that a non-professional can do to help these individuals as they are very set in their ways. It is commonly said that after a year or two, the average Dog Catcher is so set in his ways that he will continue to chase after and catch 'dogs' for the rest of his miserable life.

Mark: Yo man my date for the dance tonight canceled on me last minute! What am I going to do

Eric: Let me call up Name Censored for Privacy, he always has desperate girls with him.

Mark: Bro Im not bringing one of Name Censored for Privacy Dog's to the dance!

Eric: Yeah ill agree he is quite a dog catcher.

Mark: Think we should get him qualified medical treatment for his dangerous condition?

Eric: Nah its more fun to watch him this way =]

Mark: Your cruel bro!

Dog Catcher by Patron005 July 6, 2010

dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined

The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"

dogcatcher's threesome by ldslngr July 9, 2014