doeser

racial slur, directed toward anyone. originating from improper english. Highley offensive.

"you doeser"

"your such a doeser"

by Kimberlyy September 27, 2007

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Dosser

A American heavyweight boxer, who uses the excuse my ring walk outfit was too heavy, as a excuse for his demolition in a world heavyweight fight against Tyson Fury.

Deontay “the bronze dosser” Wilder

by Tyson fury fan February 26, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Dosser

Dosser is a word to describe heavyweight boxer Deontay Wilder who was schooled over 12 rounds of Boxing by The Gypsy King Tyson Fury.

He somehow managed to get a home town decision even tho he was totally dominated by Fury.

"Look it's that big dosser Wilder, The King of the Bumsquad pretending he is a windmill again."
"Who's that bum embarrassing himself ?It's that dosser who nobody knew until the Gyspy King gave him a pay day."

British Dossers :
AJ aka Bambi on Ice
David Price ( Future Bouncer at Mothercare)

Joe "RoboCop" Joyce

Dillian " Im Hard" Whyte

by IronedOut July 17, 2019

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017