doctorstoe

That hot mf from tiktok

Doctorstoe

doctorstoe by doctors toe June 1, 2021

doctorstoe

That very handsome mf from tiktok

Omg look at doctorstoe the look very handsome!

doctorstoe by Mmnahimgood June 6, 2021

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

doctorate in funk 

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

doctorate in funk by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.

I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Doctorate of Zombiology by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005

Doctorate in Truthology 

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Doctorsock 

a medical instrument placed on a doorknob by a medical professional to signal that he/she is having sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Hey what's this stethoscope doing here?
Guy 2: Don't go in there, that's a doctorsock

Doctorsock by Medicinal Crack October 30, 2019