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To fortify your point without 'yes' and 'no'.
Person 1: "That isn't right"
Person 2: "Doch"
Doch by Hi welcome to chili's 🌶️ December 18, 2018
Words you can keep
long but narrow (thin) penis
(opposite of Chode)
my friend mike Economopoulos has a doch
Doch by chris mikrovas June 28, 2010
Related Words
A long skinny penis, like a pencil dick
Your doch is like a wet noodle
doch by Caleb April 10, 2004

Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

Große klappe doch kein mut

This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.
i really Große klappe doch kein mut Malon

Jimmy Smith is soooo Große klappe doch kein mut

Du willsch mich doch geficken?! 

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.
Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus 

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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