doadie

scottish slag for penis.

you've got a well wee doadie

how big is ur doadie?

his doadie is like a wains arm hoddin an apple

by johnbaws September 15, 2010

doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Doodie Hole

Anus, Butthole, Ass

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!

by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

dodie yellow

that yellow, invented by Dodie Clark ,AKA dodie with a lowercase d, (she is a youtuber/singer/song-writer) ,which is not very bright nor dull (#fef65b) (she has a Q&A explaining this ).

"is it dodie yellow though?"

"is it snowdie yellow though?"

by mal-with-a-lowercase-m December 29, 2017

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

by nofx9019 December 2, 2009