to be a
50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.
Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being
fat, having
annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock