Dosumptie

Dosumtie is een combinatie van het woord "docent"en "consumptie". Het betekent dan ook een docent die met consumptie praat.

Hij was echt een dosumptie, ik werd helemaal nat.

Dosumptie by M&Mmmkdjklfjajdkljaljdkljkdsmm June 5, 2018

Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

Humptie Dumptie by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

Dogsumption Syndrome

A rare disease caused by the consumption of any type of dog. Effects include: wet nose, severe hair growth (type varies depending on what the dog's hair was), unusual growling and barking, heavy mouth breathes, tongue sticking out, brain decay, literally becoming a dog, and many more.

"Hey, consume the dog for some nutrients."

"Hell no, I don't wanna get Dogsumption Syndrome."

Dogsumption Syndrome by TotallyNotZel June 15, 2019

Humpty-Dumptied 

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

Humpty-Dumptied by Stoney69 December 18, 2020