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Eager little helper who is always the first to pitch in and organize everybody and everything, whether you ask them to or not....usually not.
We were all trying to relax after dinner when Ashley's do-bag boyfriend jumped up and insisted on doing the dishes immediately. We all felt so guilty we were forced to put down our drinks and join him. What a do-bag!
do-bag by megalass September 22, 2011

Just Do It Bag 

A bag, manufactured by sportswear company Nike, that is the ultimate in chav fashion at this moment.
A: My sister just bought a Just Do It bag.
B: Shoot her... Shoot her now...
Just Do It Bag by Mehmet_Al_Arab February 2, 2008

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Do I want a bag 

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
Do I want a bag by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Dobaggit 

Something/Someone foolish, or lame.
Putting both legs through one underwear hole would be one sign of being a dobaggit
Dobaggit by CaiteAndNell January 9, 2010