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Djuk is another word for jerk off, wank.

I djuk
You djuk
He/she/it djuk
they djuk
we djuk
you djuk
Now i just need to djuk! I just simply love djuking!
djuk by savdjuk February 1, 2019
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DJukela is a defintion of a very stupid person slaš dog(in croatian it stands for any animal that u dont like so like if u see an ugly dog u will say:"oh look a DJUKELA!")
My mom:hey daughter u r such a DJUKELA!!
Me:*starts aggressively crying*
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Djuka • djuk • Djukanovic • djukela • djuki • Djukic
Lastname of a bit autistic, but good boy from Serbian Montenegro-Podgorica, Zabjela gemg. He is a great friend, and he is really short, poz od Jefte.
Djukicu come here!
Djukic by j3fcigan April 15, 2020

Djukanovic 

Montenegrin biggest gangsta. He is great, he is humble, he is their Lord and saviour.
Person A: Who are you going to vote for on the elections?
Person: Djukanovic
Djukanovic by PickaKurac April 12, 2020
I like your silicone djuki.
djuki by White and black cat September 28, 2020
Djuka!
Spain..
Djuka by sef123 November 20, 2021
Have so small dick and sooo good man because he dont have hand.
Is that djuka.
Yes its small piša.
Djuka by Hasbula November 27, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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