Distanced

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

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distanced

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

by kip seeks September 2, 2010

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Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

by timbre February 22, 2021

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Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

by rtalati April 14, 2020

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Distance Snob

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

by babysue.com October 17, 2011

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