Definitions by FunkMFlex

Distanced 

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

Distanced by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009