dispense me 

Takin from the word spensas.
meaning sorry,my bad, or forgive me?

sadie:did you save me sum tacos?

jorge:i kinda sorta-ish ate them all.
dispense me??

dispense me by sadie gomez June 17, 2008

methane dispenser 

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

methane dispenser by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

Meth Pez-Dispenser 

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

Meth Pez-Dispenser by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

Mexican Pez Dispenser 

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

Mexican Pez Dispenser by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024