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Firin em 

The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.
Aust: Boy sherm who you firin em to over there?
Sherm: My main bitch Kelly... what's it to you?
Firin em by Borg22188 December 15, 2008

firin meh lazor

a concentration of epic wins focused in your mouth to form a large lazor. AKA shoop da whoop! this can only be blocked by interupting the charge by puting something in its mouth cuaseing a gay woop by firing a rainbow.
EPIC WIN COUNT OVER 200!!!

FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!

IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!

imma firin mah lazer 

the firing of one's lazer

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR 

A verb meaning to a fire all your lazorz if used in plural form, or to a fire ur lazor if used in singular form. Most commonly known as to Shoop Da Woop, a British adaptation.
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR, wa- BWAAAA

Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017