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Firin em
The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.
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firin meh lazor
a concentration of epic wins focused in your mouth to form a large lazor. AKA shoop da whoop! this can only be blocked by interupting the charge by puting something in its mouth cuaseing a gay woop by firing a rainbow.
EPIC WIN COUNT OVER 200!!!
FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!
IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!
FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!
IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!
firin meh lazor by shoop my whoop May 27, 2009
imma firin mah lazer
imma firin mah lazer by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
A verb meaning to a fire all your lazorz if used in plural form, or to a fire ur lazor if used in singular form. Most commonly known as to Shoop Da Woop, a British adaptation.
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR by AfterShockPivot June 23, 2009
Carly Fiorina
Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
The Carly Fiorina
Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
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Ratfucker
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