Skip to main content

dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.
Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.
dishonourable discharge mug front
Get the dishonourable discharge mug.
See more merch

Dishonorable Discharge 

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

Dishonorable Discharge 

(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!

Dishonorable Discharge 

1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.

dishonorable discharge 

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

Dishonorable Discharge 

Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...
example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..

Dishonorable Discharge 

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.