Definitions by ClassySOB

Shiitakefaced 

Like getting shitfaced, only on mushrooms instead of booze.

Last night my girlfriend dragged me to the Phish show, and even though I totally got shiitakefaced, they still sounded like complete and utter fucking shit.

Shiitakefaced by classysob August 2, 2011

Dishonorable Discharge 

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.

I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.

Dishonorable Discharge by ClassySOB May 13, 2011