dish water 

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"

"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"

dish water by T to tha OG May 21, 2006

Dish Water Bitch 

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

Dish Water Bitch by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016

Dishwater 

When one is constipated and takes a laxative to help the two weeks of backlogged impacted feces. When the excretion begins, one would see diarreah remnants of many different foods, almost as if you had just done a load of a dirty dishes.

Brian: Oh shit, I'm gonna dishwater in my tighty-whities if I don't get some 2-ply and a toilet immediately.

Nate: hahaha, Dishwater.

Dishwater by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Dishwater 

This can also be used as a term for a bad cup of tea where you haven't left the teabag in for long enough.
The opposite to this is bulls blood where you may have added too many teabags or just left the teabag in to stew.

What's this? Dishwater?!

Dishwater by djfuego January 7, 2017

dishwater blonde 

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

dishwater blonde by Ashley April 20, 2005

dishwater diarrhea 

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

dishwater diarrhea by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

Dishwater fuck 

The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC

Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”

Dishwater fuck by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022