A half assed operation.
What kind of shim sham joint are your running down there at Town Hall?
When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.
Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp
The act of tagging a loved one in a meme while on the toilet.
Justin loved Hillary so much and he showed her with a meme movement everyday.
When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.
Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.
A guy who can’t make an everyday decision to save his life.
Justin was such a dunflopper, he couldn’t even decide what to make for dinner.
A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.
A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.
When you have unprotected anal sex with a prostitute in Tijuana and get a chili flake in your pee hole.
Took a long drive south, across the border, then was approached by the gnarliest whore who only took it in the bung hole. Long story short, got a chili flake in my peephole. Went to Mexico, came home with a spicy Pepe.
