Discomboobulated 

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

Discomboobulated by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

discomboobulated 

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

discomboobulated by fakebarney December 4, 2011

Discomboobulated 

When one boob is out of the bra and the other is not.

Look at her chest! She's all discomboobulated!

Discomboobulated by manmichase May 30, 2013

discomboobulated 

to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.

I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...Hell, I'm fucked up...

discomboobulated by Alex "Scooby" Smith February 12, 2006

Discomboobulated 

When your boobs become miss placed in your bra and become uncomfortable.

Becky's boobs became discomboobulated after running for the bus.

Discomboobulated by Stonergenuis710 October 16, 2018

Discombobulate 

Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

Discombobulate by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020

discombooberated 

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.

The travelers were discombooberated.

discombooberated by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009