2 definitions by Mezcalmyopic68
Similiar to "beer googles" except as it relates to Mezcal or Tequila. Being so intoxicated on tequila that you make poor choices as to whom you become amorous with.
I was so mezcalmyopic that I took that ugly cougar home and had sex with her. When I sobered up I threw up in my mouth a little because of my poor judgement.
by Mezcalmyopic68 April 10, 2008
The confusion that sets in when ready to cum and wondering where to do it because of concern of how it will be received.
After pissing him/her off when I came in his/her hair, I became suddenly discumbobulated with where to drop my load.
by Mezcalmyopic68 April 11, 2008