disconbalulate 

When your fryed out on k2

Guy #1 man I'm disconbalulated smoking with you.
Guy #2 it's that k2 dude it disconbalulated you

Man them guys are disconbalulated they been smoking that shit

disconbalulate by Real talk T May 29, 2017

disconbobulated 

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

disconbobulated by Alex August 12, 2004

Discontabulated 

The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to

OMG this conversation has nothing to do with me, I am so Discontabulated

Discontabulated by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010

Disconjaculated 

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.

Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.

Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009

disconbobulated 

im really fuckin broken and it hurts

ive just fallen and im all disconbobulated

disconbobulated by gav n nick April 14, 2006

disconbobulate 

to perplex

The complex diagram disconbobulated Brian

disconbobulate by Jason Paublo 5 October 23, 2008

Disconbobulated 

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

Disconbobulated by Katie Lass January 21, 2009