Discontabulated

The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to

OMG this conversation has nothing to do with me, I am so Discontabulated

by The Saucynoodle April 29, 2010

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

Disconjaculated

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.

Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.

by Smash13 March 10, 2009

disconbobulated

im really fuckin broken and it hurts

ive just fallen and im all disconbobulated

by gav n nick April 14, 2006

Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

disconbobulated

To confuse the fuck out of someone

You have just disconbobulated the fuck out of me

by Captain cocksack August 4, 2016

discomvabulated

Its when you suck a lot of things (when it is your hobby) especialy if you like sucking big fat cock

That dude is discomvabulated

by Thomas will rape you at night October 21, 2017