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Discontabulated 

The opposite to Contabulated, The innability to produce words to fit the current subject without changing it and going off on a tangent. People who are Discontabulated will often reject normal conversational rules and are often very difficult to talk to
OMG this conversation has nothing to do with me, I am so Discontabulated
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disconbobulated 

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.
emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor
disconbobulated by Alex August 12, 2004

Disconjaculated 

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.
Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.
Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009

disconbobulated 

im really fuckin broken and it hurts
ive just fallen and im all disconbobulated
disconbobulated by gav n nick April 14, 2006

Disconbobulated 

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'
Disconbobulated by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

disconbobulated 

You have just disconbobulated the fuck out of me

discomvabulated 

Its when you suck a lot of things (when it is your hobby) especialy if you like sucking big fat cock
That dude is discomvabulated
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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