disbroment
1. Dude, you broke the bro code by sleeping with my ex-girlfriend. I shall now perform disbroment. You are no longer a bro.
disbroment by dj478 March 17, 2014
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Distromantic
When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.
“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
Distromantic by Smudgeyourselfyql December 23, 2021
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Disromantic
(adjective) Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
1. "After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
2. "Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
3. "Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
4. "Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
5. "Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfillment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
2. "Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
3. "Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
4. "Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
5. "Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfillment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
Disromantic by DefinitionsThatMatter May 30, 2024
Disromantic
Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
Disromantic by DefinitionsThatMatter May 30, 2024
Disromantic
Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
Disromantic by DefinitionsThatMatter May 31, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.