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Distromantic 

When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.
“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”

“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”

“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
Distromantic by Smudgeyourselfyql December 23, 2021
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distromatic

Distromatic is a commonly used word similar to the word bitch When someone is being a distromatic they're either being annoying, weird, horny and bitchy
Dude1:BRO have you texted Maddy yet?
Dude2:nah bro she's distromatic
Dude1: you right, she can be a bitch sometime
distromatic by ThOt_DeStRoYeR1000 February 11, 2018
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Disromantic 

(adjective) Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
1. "After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
2. "Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
3. "Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."
4. "Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."
5. "Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfillment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."

Disromantic 

Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."

"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."

"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."

"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."

"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."

Disromantic 

Describing a person who experiences romantic attraction but deliberately chooses to avoid romantic relationships due to the belief that they are harmful or pointless. This decision is based on personal experiences or convictions rather than fear or inability to form romantic connections.
"After several painful breakups, Alex identified as disromantic, choosing to focus on personal growth instead of pursuing new relationships."
"Being disromantic doesn't mean Sam can't feel love; it just means he prefers to avoid the complications of romantic entanglements."
"Her friends couldn't understand her disromantic stance, but she felt liberated by her decision to stay single."

"Even though he still felt romantic attraction, his disromantic perspective kept him from seeking out a partner."

"Living a disromantic lifestyle, she found fulfilment in friendships and hobbies without the pressures of a romantic relationship."
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