When a Native American receives a financial gift (distribution/per cap) from their tribe and immediately following (within 48 hours) find themselves in a brand new relationship, shacked up— usually after a bender (alcohol binge) paid for with said financial gift.
“Did you see Justin doing the walk of shame out of distribution? He had like 10 ex’s in that big line up and they were all giving him the daggers 👀 when they seen him walking out with Melanie. They were all jealous that Justin was about to get distromantic.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
“Holy this one right getting distromantic 48 hours after distro, brand new marriage solidified with 20 hickeys and a scratched up back.”
“I just want a distromantic relationship, third cousins don’t count— atleast we don’t have to change her lastname.”
by Smudgeyourselfyql December 24, 2021